shwagerr:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

she killing it

(via cluster---fuck)

(Source: cbssurfer, via cluster---fuck)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via yodilayhihoo)

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

(via hottermelon)

glowcas:

i love seeing girls loving themselves it makes me so proud

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

(Source: primateculture, via lohanthony)

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

(via mikkelbang)

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

(via mikkelbang)

(Source: taylorsvift, via jimhalpert)

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

(via lohanthony)

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

(via mikkelbang)